| Darren: | Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee. |
| The Starkids: | That's awesome, man! We're happy for you! |
| Darren: | Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway. |
| The Starkids: | Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you! |
| Darren: | Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog. |
| The Starkids: | WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!! |